The in laws

I just had dinner with my in laws.  $5 steak night! Am i lucky or what?  they've been excited about this night for weeks.  They go every Wed.  Me i'm a steak night virgin, cherry was popped.  They think i'm a nut job for thinking my mom was a terrible cook.  They told me about things they ate as kids.  I tell you it is different generation to generation.  I told them about  a meal consisting of 1 can cream chicken soup(condensed) heated, one table spoon dolloped onto one of those 2 1/2 " hamburger bun, you know the ones.  Dinner is served.  Are you kidding me!  SOUP ON A BUN   WTF.  Eat up boy.  Okay dad i'll get my fill.  Why couldn't i just get the soup?